MCM, Henry Hicks, trains and foundations.

Well, my birthday was mostly a bust. A big, fat, dragging, painful failure. But there was MCM, so that was cool. But I met a girl on the train, with an interesting tale.

Beach body ready bollocks. Tilf explains ‘safe’.

Ages ago, someone I used to know got offended. He was offended because a female friend and I called him ‘safe’. He couldn’t see why we had called him safe, and seemed to think we had attacked his manliness.
I will now explain why he was wrong.

Death and taxes. One is unavoidable.

They say that there’s two unavoidable things in this world; Death and taxes. But that’s not really true.