A strange new country called Earth.

Someone made the valid point that Trump being president for this long is proof that aliens don’t exist as he wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut for this long. But he also wouldn’t be able to shut the hell up about JFK either, so I’m thinking this proves that Trump is probably the first president to have not been given the big book of secrets. If such a thing exists. Continue reading

Fox hunting vs dolphin hunting. What’s the difference?

I was sat in traffic the other day, as I often end up doing. Staring out the window, smoking too much and making up stories for the drivers around me. You know, the usual. Continue reading