Have you got your ticket to hell booked yet?

Racism is wrong. I just need to get that out there, before anyone gets confused.
Hating someone because of the colour of their skin or their religion is wrong. Unless their religion says you should torture animals or be a rapist. Then the religion is wrong.
But no religion says that.
But destroying history is wrong too. Continue reading


Trump vs Clinton. Wtf America?

Oh America. What have you done? Continue reading

Horror, dolls, Disney and YouTube. Bugger off Ads.

Those who know me, a rare few, know the kind of things I like. Those who vaguely know me know that apart from Disney, cats and theme parks I also love horror. Love it. Especially those spine chillers that start with ‘based on true events’. Oooh, spoopy. Continue reading

Nightmares abound. Another Tilf night-terror sequence. (Picture courtesy of a random google search -scary demon)

It’s now almost 1am and I’ve just woken myself up, screaming, from the most horrific and terrifying nightmare. I’m trying to stay awake, hence this post. Continue reading

The car park. A short modern horror story.

I am, by wishful trade, a writer. But until I’m discovered as the greatest writer since Samuel Pepys and Terry Pratchett, I will post my work here, to you lovely and fabulous people!
I present a short fictional story for your eyes. Continue reading

It ain’t rape? It is rape. Tilf and Trick are angry as hell.

Today I encountered something called #itaintrape. I bimbled around the internet, trying to find out what on earth it was, and what brain-dead, inbred, dirt farming, mouth breathing, rotten piece of faecal slime could have come up with something like that. And all I found was more horror. Continue reading

Which came first? Violence in media/life. Tilf and Trick examine social weirdness.

I’ve had the age old debate again. Not nature/nurture. Not God/no God. But the other one: Violence in media and violence in life. Continue reading