Of all the things I look forward to in a year, Summer and Hogswatch, or Christmas, pretty much take the biscuit. But holidays of any kind are always fun. And you really don’t realise how much you appreciate them until you have to spend all your time around people. Continue reading
So, she’s off fixing the kittens bippy mouse, ah, uh, a little squeaky mouse that makes a bip noise. Anyway, she’s fixing that, so I’m stealing the blog for a moment. It’s odd, isn’t it? How it’s easier to tell a million randoms something, than it is to tell one? Continue reading
They say that if you tell a lie often enough, it becomes a truth. They also say that if that lie is said loud enough, it can become a truth. Continue reading
Tilf is taking a holiday, so I will be taking over for a little while. Not ages, don’t panic, just long enough.
She’s hurting and not in a state to do this, but she’s also angry, and you know what? I am too. I’m furious. Continue reading
Over the last 28 years, I have met a lot of people. I’ve met good people, bad people, saints and tossers. The good ones have helped make me who I am, and unfortunately, so have the others. Over the last few years, I have discovered a universal truth, not only are most people twats, you will be hurt by those who ‘care about you’. I hate you all. Continue reading
I am going to spread an important secret. It seems that this secret, despite being handed down from generation to generation, has not been taught properly, as no-one seems to know it.
I will tell you all that very important secret now. Continue reading