Please be gentle with retail workers this Christmas.

The argument about retail/christmas has started again, so predictably there’s always at least one “well you have a job, be grateful”. So I’m here to mic drop. Continue reading


Being British. Lesson one.

It seems there’s some international confusion on being British. So I shall help fix this conundrum. Continue reading

Blind arseholes and invisible ninjas. Tilf and Mr Trick have a complaint about idiots.

Ok, those who know me, or have read this quite often know, I am quite tall. I’m 6 foot tall, I’m female, and have followed my genetic code and have bigger than average boobs. I’m also normally in a rainbow wide range of colours, so I ask, how the fuck do people not see me? Continue reading