Why I got sent home. Dead people shouldn’t be walking around.

My walk home has been punctuated, every step, by the words ‘practical’ and ‘rational’. While staring at the floor to avoid seeing dead people. Continue reading


The Red cup/Blue cup theory of time travel. Or, One of the reasons I have trouble sleeping.

They say that in the future all things will be possible. But I’m afraid to say that time travel will never occur. Sorry Spielberg. Continue reading

Service dogs and their work. Neither of us can take credit for their work!

A few years ago, everything went a little Pete Tong, (wrong to my non-90’s readers!) and I was so grateful to one of my oldest friends when he let me crash at his and his wife’s house for a week. So I hopped on a plane and buggered off to New York for a week! Continue reading

Lions, tigers and no bears, oh my. Vote for Tilf.

Angry. Angry now. Oh for the sake of any god you like, why are people so damned stupid?! Continue reading

Crime scenes, murder, the perfect crime and other annoyances.

I get angry a little easily. Well, not that easily, sometimes I can take nonsense for ages, literally weeks, before I explode in rightful rage. Other times it just kind of explodes with little or no warning. But normally, it’s the former. I take rubbish and annoyance, abuse and crap and I just let it fester quietly until it becomes an unhealthy mental illness. Continue reading