A strange new country called Earth.

Someone made the valid point that Trump being president for this long is proof that aliens don’t exist as he wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut for this long. But he also wouldn’t be able to shut the hell up about JFK either, so I’m thinking this proves that Trump is probably the first president to have not been given the big book of secrets. If such a thing exists. Continue reading


Colds, sneezing and bastards. I hate people.

Working retail gives you access to so much, mainly people’s colds. Even in summer. Because people are gross. Continue reading