Have you got your ticket to hell booked yet?

Racism is wrong. I just need to get that out there, before anyone gets confused.
Hating someone because of the colour of their skin or their religion is wrong. Unless their religion says you should torture animals or be a rapist. Then the religion is wrong.
But no religion says that.
But destroying history is wrong too. Continue reading

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A strange new country called Earth.

Someone made the valid point that Trump being president for this long is proof that aliens don’t exist as he wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut for this long. But he also wouldn’t be able to shut the hell up about JFK either, so I’m thinking this proves that Trump is probably the first president to have not been given the big book of secrets. If such a thing exists. Continue reading

Fox hunting vs dolphin hunting. What’s the difference?

I was sat in traffic the other day, as I often end up doing. Staring out the window, smoking too much and making up stories for the drivers around me. You know, the usual. Continue reading

The car park. A short modern horror story.

I am, by wishful trade, a writer. But until I’m discovered as the greatest writer since Samuel Pepys and Terry Pratchett, I will post my work here, to you lovely and fabulous people!
I present a short fictional story for your eyes. Continue reading

Rape and it’s horrors. Mr Trick examines a modern fear.

Are you sitting comfortably? Yes? Good. Are you relatively healthy? Yes? Good. Do you want to die this particular second? No? Good, then I’ll begin, and you can feel comfortable and happy, and I shall tell you a horror story. A story that no one wants you to hear. One that people don’t want to tell. It’s a horrible story, and you may not want to read it, I’m not going to force you to, ironically enough. It’s a story about rape. Continue reading