There are many secrets women keep from men, mainly for their own protection. That is basically because men don’t want to know how we get the patch at the back of our knees shaved. Now I think about it, if men knew what kind of positions we got into to shave ourselves, they’d demand kinkier sex. Continue reading
You know those ideas that seem great? The ones at night that you can’t quite shake and you decide to follow through with them? Yeah, I made one of those decisions. Vodka has a lot to answer for. Continue reading
Because I’ve been single for almost two years, and it’s steadily creeping towards summer, my body clock is ticking. Loudly. Not for babies. But for…male inspired fun. Continue reading
Of all the things I look forward to in a year, Summer and Hogswatch, or Christmas, pretty much take the biscuit. But holidays of any kind are always fun. And you really don’t realise how much you appreciate them until you have to spend all your time around people. Continue reading
So it’s been decided that the internet is evil and must be punished.
Funny, I think that about my liver.
Recently, yet another self-entitled, arrogant prick has gone on a killing spree because he didn’t get his own way. Shame, poor little baby. If I went on a killing spree everytime I was refused something I wanted, there’d be no one left alive to report it. Continue reading
I think my neighbour is mating with a zombie. And I can prove it. Continue reading