Cats, cheese, sleep and shopping anxiety.

When you live with cats, you can’t look away from your food. Ever. Or sleep.

Gothic clothes shopping and other reasons to carry a baseball bat or palm pilot. Tilf and Trick help the nice people at Kates Clothing.

For all the rages I have, one of my quietest ones is at sizes, styles and availability of alternative clothing.

Tilf for Prime Minister. Maybe President. Fairly self explanatory.

I recently enjoyed a day off, it was marvellous. But it was a little marred by my horribly high standards of child control. As such, I have decided I need to run the country.
I now present part one, of a few, of my manifesto for my view of a better UK.